Tackling the most trivial of issues, The Navel Gazette is an archive of millennial history. History that would never find its way into actual text books because it should’ve never really been recorded in the first place. 

Created by two first generation Millennials still working out their guilt (inflicted entirely upon themselves) from not becoming successful doctors (or doctors at all), The Navel Gazette is a satirical news publication that’s dedicated to pushing the boundaries of reading in between the lines.

THE NAVEL GAZETTE

Keeping the World Out of Touch With Reality

Friday i'll be deleting my facebook - HERE'S HOW & WHY

"If you don't get enough comments on your 'proclamation status', it might make sense to delete the status and try posting it again. Make sure to follow social media trends and only post about leaving Facebook during peak hours."

 

 

girl disappointed after telling stylist to 'do whatever you think looks good'

"Just give me whatever you think would look good with my face. I trust you."

 

COUPLE DROPS COMMITMENT TO PROTEST TRAVEL BAN BECAUSE 'IT WAS DATE NIGHT'

"Katie was sure to check any live updates on her CNN News Alerts App during their meal. 'It felt like we were there in solidarity with our Muslim brethren, and they were there with us, enjoying a plate of bacon wrapped dates. In a world where eating delicious pork isn't against their religion, of course.'"